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April 6, 2005

Wedding Bells

Dear Mr. Tank:

I do not want a lame wedding reception. What songs can I play that people would want to dance to?

Side hugs and cheeck kisses,
Bride

Dear Bride,
My partners and I have deliberated and have come up with, what we think, is the quintessential wedding mix. To give credit where credit is due, I'll split up the choices based on the JGDThinkTank partner who developed them.
Super D's Most Awesome Wedding Songs Mix
Get Your Boogie On - Young MC
Naked and Famous - Presidents of th USA
Body Movin - Beastie Boys
Full of Fire - Al Green
Bombs over Bagdad - Outkast
Get Your Hands Off my Woman - The Darkness
Mr. Roboto - Styx
Prison Song - System of a down
Say it Ain't So - Weezer
Has Been - Bill Shatner
G$'s Mix
Snare -- Ruins
In the Bosom of Uncle -- Sun City Girls
Cat Scratch Fever + Wang Dang Sweet Poontang + Yank Me, Crank Me -- Ted Nugent
Raw Power -- Dim Sum Clip Job
Tuning Notes -- Thinking Fellers Union Local #282
Vapors -- Eyvind Kang
At a Crawl -- Melvins
Squeeze Me Macaroni -- Mr. Bungle
Leng Tch'e -- Naked City
Mr. Jonny Pantz's Kick Ass Wedding Mix
I Just Wanna Love U (Give It To Me) - Jay-Z ft. Pharrell
Can't Get You Out of My Head - Kylie Minogue
Book of the Month - Lovage
Retrovertigo - Mr. Bungle
It's Only Divine Right - The New Pornographers
It's A Wonderful Life - Sparklehorse
Girlfriend is Better + Take Me to the River + This Must Be the Place(Naive Melody) - Talking Heads
Black Tambourine + Scarecrow + Readymade + Hotwax - Beck
Girls and Boys - Blur
Love You More - Cloroform
John, I'm Only Dancing - David Bowie
She Loves Me Not + Easy Like Sunday Morning - Faith No More
I Get A Kick Out of You + My Funny Valentine - Frank Sinatra
Tired of Being Alone + I'm Still In Love With You + Here I Am + Love and Happiness + the rest of Al Green's Greatest Hits Album - Al Green

Between these three lists, it is guaranteed that you will having a rockin' wedding reception. Also at this time, we would like to mention that JGDThinkTank actually has another service, Wedding DJs. If you can provide the PA system, and don't expect us to play the Chicken Dance or Electric Slide, JGDThinkTank will put on the greatest wedding reception ever. Well at least until our next one. Hope you found this solution useful and good luck with this major step into the rest of your life.

Sincerely,
Mr. Jonny Pantz
Executive Vice President of Communication

Posted by jgdthinktank at April 6, 2005 1:29 PM

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Easy Like Sunday Morning---great pick!

Posted by: FNMFan at April 6, 2005 10:30 PM

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