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April 13, 2005
Job Inquiry
Frickin' A. I guess you could say you're think tank just totally blew
my mind away with it's thought missiles. I mean, I thought think tanks
were like urban legends and crap. But you guys are totally for real and
using your mind power for good. Sweet. Double sweet! Is it hard to
think for so long and smartly? I don't know how you do it. Now that I
know about you guys, I am totally going to get you to help solve all my
tough life problems. Here's my situation:
I work at a factory installing electric window switches in car doors.
The pay is alright but it leaves me feeling exhausted and empty inside.
I want to do more with my life, but don't have a college degree. I
don't know really what I want to do in life - but I hate working on the
line. My step uncle once told me that to figure out what job you would
truly love in life, you have to ask yourself the question, "What would
you do if you had 20 million dollars?" So I have been thinking about
it, and what I would do if I had 20 million dollars is play paint ball
all the time – I love paint ball. The problem is, I can't find a job
where I get payed to play paint ball. Is my step uncle an idiot or is
there a job out there for me where I can do what I love?
Can you help me?
You guys are the bomb. Go think Tank!
sincerely,
David Jon Smalls
Dear David Jon Smalls,
You shouldn't listen to your step-uncle. Guys like that are a dime a
baker's dozen (that's 13 instead of 12). And by that I mean, there are
a lot of people like that for cheap. Just ask yourself, what has he
ever done in his life? The answer will inevitably be "nothing" unless
he happens to be some kind of humanitarian that has helped lots of
people or else one of the many people who has done a great things like
built plains (yes, "plains") or solve poverity and food problems and
he could be Tony Robbins but I doubt it. But the point is, there's
something wrong with you if you like paintball so much and you should
join the army. Just hold on to that factory job and think about all
the people that youse your products or all the people they help (ie.
like, say, someone was had a disability and kan't operait manual windo
switches but need the windows down). Then think of all those illegal
aleians out there who would simplee killl to bee in your shews! Think
of what they would do for your job. And if you're still empty inside,
try being gay, or else start a hobby. That will surely fill you up!
Regards!
G$
Executive Vice President of Enlightenment
Posted by jgdthinktank at April 13, 2005 02:03 PM
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My mind has officially been blown! I am officially recommending this ThinkTank to my friends, loved-ones, and confidants!
Posted by: Jay, Bill at April 13, 2005 10:22 PM